I was talking to a wind turbine the other day

I asked it was type of music it liked.

It said it was a Big Metal Fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoofTops-MaGee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies β€˜I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oilspilpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I own a wind turbine.

It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What's a wind turbines favourite genre of music?

To be honest, they're really big heavy metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jameel_durden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I saw a magician yesterday that turned audience members into wind turbines.

I immediately became a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Flurr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.

Really a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Someone asked me "What's your opinion on wind turbines?"

"Big fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBennett_29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I wanted to be a turbine engineer, but found I just couldn't wrap my head around it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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*Driving past a field of wind turbines*

Dad: Gosh, how wasteful! Who even needs all of these fans out here in the middle of nowhere?!

Gets me every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malpal1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Just had a telephone call from a researcher asking for my opinion on wind turbines.

"Big fan", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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Every time we pass wind turbines on the freeway...

"It wouldn't be so windy here if they would shut off those fans!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?

I guess it never took off.

This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synthparadox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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"Hey son, what are wind turbines called during summer?"

"What?"

"SUMMER BINDS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxh8er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A man goes up to a wind turbine.

Man: Are you a fan of music

Turbine: Yeah I’m a big metal fan

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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One wind turbine asks the other one β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a heavy metal fan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarwizard24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.

It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.

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I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"

"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BidetTheorist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expired_lemonade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Turbines are

huge fans of planes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says β€œWhat music do you listen to?”

The turbine says β€œI’m a massive heavy metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richie31213
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.

"I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Turbines are

huge fans of planes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Wind turbines

I’m a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"

The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xyon_Peculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What music genre do wind turbines like to listen to?

They’re huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jashbrowns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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So a wind turbine asked another wind turbine: β€œwhat type of music are u into?”

The other turbine said:”I’m a huge metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UMANG1207
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Two wind turbines in a field

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Wind turbines!

I’m a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, β€œWhat kind of music are you into?”

The turbine responds, β€œI’m a big metal fan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShanePerson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What did one wind turbine say to another when asked, β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

β€œI’m a huge metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irelaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Two wind turbines are in a field. One asks the other, β€œWhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

The other says β€œWell I’m a huge metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MudBug45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What are wind turbines favorite music?

They are big metal fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Two wind turbines were standing in a field. One of them turns round and asks β€œWhat’s your favourite type of music?”. The other replies...

β€œWell I’m a big metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overcooked-Cheese
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Wind turbine

Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They're huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phreakmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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What did the turbine say to the wind?

Im a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_peterrabbit_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I once saw a magician turn an entire audience into wind turbines...

I immediately became a big fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What is a wind turbines favorite music?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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