I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/off-and-on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I think my brakes were made by Disney...

Because they whistle while they work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatDaddyOffensive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My friend is addicted to brake cleaner

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Brake fluid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishingnet7479
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_thereDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay-hates-today
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, β€œI can stop whenever I want.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!

I can stop anytime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Kurtz
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.

They’re really sensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toeknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.

They were just slowing me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomage007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freethememez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My friend is addicted to brake fluid.

Though he says he can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drum998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madsmand
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid

But he says he can stop at anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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Go ahead and have your brakes checked!

What's stopping you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

It’s ok, I can stop any time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothardly78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Access_Denied316
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDoody
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.

Scientist: Got it.

Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop at anytime though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaydice55
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?

It takes a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anduril_uk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

but I can stop any time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid

I can stop whenever I want to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsdothisEpic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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They said I am addicted to brake fluid

but I can stop any time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyr8t
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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So what if I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid?

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My friend is addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid!!

I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1964110084
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he said he can stop anytime
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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