My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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My friend is addicted to brake cleaner

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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Brake fluid.
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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People think Iโ€™m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, โ€œI can stop whenever I want.โ€

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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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My wife thinks Iโ€™m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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Iโ€™m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.

Theyโ€™re really sensitive.

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I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.

They were just slowing me down.

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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

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post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but itโ€™s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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My friend is addicted to brake fluid.

Though he says he can stop any time.

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Iโ€™m addicted to drinking brake fluid

Itโ€™s ok, I can stop any time!!

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Go ahead and have your brakes checked!

What's stopping you?

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Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.

Scientist: Got it.

Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.

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I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid

But he says he can stop at anytime.

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So what if I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid?

I can stop any time.

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My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?

It takes a screenshot

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I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop at anytime though.

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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid...

But it's alright, I can stop anytime!

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After slamming on my brakes to move a turtle from the road to a nearby body of water I turned to my wife...

... And said 'Honey, he will be e-turtle-y grateful.'

This is a true story, happened today.

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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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My brother is addicted to brake fluid

The good thing is that he can stop at anytime

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Lunch Brake. imgur.com/2OvEusT
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Why do you not have brakes?

Today as I was locking my bike to the bike rack, I saw another biker approaching the bike rack at a high speed. Instead of using his brakes to slow down he was using his shoes to slow down. It looked scary at first because it looked like he was going to crash into the rack. When he finally stopped, we had this exchange:

Me: "Do you not have brakes, or something?"

Him: "No, and I haven't used brakes in months now"

Me: "Why? Did they ... break?" followed by this gesture (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

He didn't even look at me and just walked away.

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Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job?

He had to stop when he got depressed

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Friends keep talking to me about my addiction to brake fluid.

I can stop anytime I want.

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I know this guy who got addicted to brake fluid.

But he says he can stop whenever he wants.

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I was texting my mom about getting my brakes fixed when my dad came up with this gem

http://imgur.com/VAVK05G

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My friend recently admitted a brake fluid addiction.

I'm worried, but he said he can stop any time.

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brakes and gaming

My van's brakes have been grinding for the past few days and I was able to get them fixed yesterday.

On the way to driving my daughter, an avid WOW player, to school this morning I stopped at the stop sign and said, "You hear that?" She shakes her head no. "The brakes aren't grinding anymore. The van is now level 51!"

She simply looked at me and shook her head.

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Changing my brakes on my jeep with my dad and the lugnuts were on super tight.

My dad goes, "This is a wheel pain in the ass."

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Dad on brakes

When we replacing the brakes on the car he made this remark.

Me: Yeah, the brakes sounded really bad.

Dad: I guess they were Braking Bad..

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We were driving down the hills and the brakes stopped working...

Dad: "I guess we're going downhill from here."

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My dad when my mom asked when he would be done changing the brakes.

Mom: Did you finally finish the last wheel?

Dad: No, I still have to do the fifth one.

Mom: What fifth one?

Dad: The one in the trunk!

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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

but I can stop any time...

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They said I am addicted to brake fluid

but I can stop any time

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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like.

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Iโ€™m not addicted to brake fluid

I can stop whenever I want to.

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My friend is addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

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Iโ€™m not addicted to brake fluid!!

I can stop whenever I want.

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I am addicted to brake fluid,

but I can stop whenever I want

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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he said he can stop anytime
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.....

But I can stop any time I want to.

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People say Iโ€™m addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want

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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid...

He says he can stop anytime

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Iโ€™m not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want.
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Addicted to brake fluid?

You can stop anytime!

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