A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
Why do sinners always have such dirty shoes?
Because their soles are unclean.
What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?
Cinnamon.
How to sinners get out of Hell?
They have to be SINcere to god
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
What do you call old people in hell?
Sinner citizens!
As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.
Finally sinners will achieve absolution.
