Steeple Puns

A list of puns related to "Steeple"

What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple?

The no-bell prize.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did the steeple on Notre Dame say?

Eiffel.

(Yes, I’m burning in hell for this.)

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👤︎ u/djhance1215
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Lately, my wife has been getting on my case and saying that I’m being “intense”

So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!

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👤︎ u/Sparkyd34
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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👤︎ u/palpameme_66
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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