What do you call a hippo with a sinus infection?

A heaposnotamus

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My daughter was whining about her cold and sinus congestion

I told her it was all in her head

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👤︎ u/Komatoasty
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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It's not a sinus headache

It's a sinache.

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📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?

With a Yeti pot.

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👤︎ u/Standguard
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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I was feeling sick.

I went to my Ear Nose and Throat doctor for sinus infections, migraines, and ringing in my ears. After a battery of tests he took me aside for my diagnosis.

"I am afraid your problems are all in your head."

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👤︎ u/Kulthos_X
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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A dad classic "how do you make a tissue dance?"

Put a little boogie in it

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👤︎ u/GrizBones
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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I accompany a choir full of retired individuals

There was a choir member who was having trouble hearing this week, possibly due to sickness and clogged sinuses, so she went to get it checked out yesterday.

I asked her today how it went.

"Oh, they ran some tests, but I haven't heard anything since."

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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Dad joked the old man himself.

My dad learned he has some kind of cyst in his sinus cavity and was told to avoid getting removed immediately. When he told me this I replied "So you should recyst getting it removed?". We both chuckled a little longer than we should have.

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📅︎ May 01 2014
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While watching TV with the wife...

A sinus medicine commercial comes on. A blob of snot keeps telling a guy "I'm gonna follow you to work, it's burrito day." The guy says, "no, I took Brand X sinus meds. You're staying home today."

I look at the wife and say, "the guy would probably have taken him if he wasn't so snotty about it."

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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My husband dad joked me today

Snippet of our Google Chat conversation while we're both at work, I had sent him some info for my sinus pain:

> Him: you have a cute sign of eye tits

> Me: LOL what

> Him: Acute sinusitis

> Me: OH MY GOD.

> Me: You.

> Him: :D

He's not even a dad yet.

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📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...

"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....

No one would sign us up."

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📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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While watching Christmas Vacation

Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.

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👤︎ u/dmatt1024
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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