What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?

Urethra Franklin

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📅︎ Jun 04
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Somebody stole my catheter out of me while I was sleeping

When I woke up, I was pissed

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👤︎ u/theEmosk98
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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My dad, after I said the word Youtube

" I'm gonna start a catheter company and call it WeeTube"

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Killed it at dinner last night with this one.

*After somewhat making a fool of myself while out for dinner"

> My mum: "There's so many ways you can take the piss outta Ben."

> Me: "Yeah, like with a Catheter."

Giggles and groans ensue.

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👤︎ u/xxihostile
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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Dadjoked a patient at the hospital today

She said, "Be careful, I just had a catheter put in."

"Yes ma'am, I'll be genital."

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📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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Got dad joked at work today

While emptying someone's catheter bag he says 'are you taking the piss'

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📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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Made a dad joke - only for the nurses & doctors out there

We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.

Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."

I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"

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👤︎ u/Dlan77
📅︎ Jul 11 2014
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