Clot Puns

A list of puns related to "Clot"

Why did priests heal wounds before doctors?

They're men of the clot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What's a vampires favourite dessert accompaniment?

Blood clotted cream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewbowers88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Day 3: The terrible wound on my leg from the lion attack has all but stopped bleeding.

The clot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Did you hear the one about the Rastafarian who had hemorrhoids?

He had mad bumbum clots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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