Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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There is one brand of designer clothes I can't stand at all!

Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...

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What is a cows favorite brand of workout clothes?

Udder Armour.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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Garage sale dad joke

Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.

There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,

"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."

The person manning the table replied back,

"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."

I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"

and I walked out of the room and went back to work.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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What brand of clothing does the sun wear?

Kelvin Klien

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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