A list of puns related to "Clothing Brand"
Kelvin Klein
Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...
Udder Armour.
Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.
There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,
"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."
The person manning the table replied back,
"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."
I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"
and I walked out of the room and went back to work.
Kelvin Klien
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