Smaller desert plates should be called platelets.

That'd be bloody brilliant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tobemonster
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How do Phlebotomists eat?

On platelets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UsesToManyRockets
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A (very slightly) scientific dad-joke I just used on my long-suffering GF.

So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:

Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"

GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."

Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."

GF: "Well you're acidic!"

Me: "What are you basing this on?"

GF: groan

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