So I tested positive for covid antibodies.

My dad wanted to know about my uncle-bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Registered_Murse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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They say we need antibody testing...

But we also need testing for the unclebody and cousinbody too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Williamthetaxman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why don't anteaters get Covid?

They're full of antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I Think that body positivity is great.

But I'd rather have antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assblasterX3000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?

Because they have little antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snappercop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A group of ant's working together is called

Antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why dont ants catch colds?

They have strong anty-bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baffledbowtie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why don't ants get sick

Because they have little antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manukitten2144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My dad's sisters can't get covid

They have antibodies

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did Trump say when he got his Covid results back?

I aced it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why don’t ants get sick

Because they have little anty bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why don’t ants get covid?

They have antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?

Because a little joke never hurt antibody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernamesthis-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why are ants immune during this global pandemic?

Because they have little antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shellsh0ckevincar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I'm immune now

After two months of lockdown, inactivity and junk food, I have developed an antibody myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcarr277
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Using vaccines is...

Antibody-building

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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This is a literal dad joke.

My dad was eating peacons that he had on the counter. He noticed some ants on him but just brushed them off and kept eating after 3 handfuls he realized where all these ants where coming from "the ants are eating my peacons!"

Then of course he said.. Well at least I won't be sick becasue I took my... ANTiBODIES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollystar2004
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I like to think I am body positive....

But today I am sick and antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victoria_Kool
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you know that ants are so resilient that they never get sick?

It’s because they’re made of ANTibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLSully
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Why don't ants get sick? Redux

Because they have tiny antibodies!

I dropped this joke on an unsuspecting lecture hall after an hour's worth of lecture about immune assays. The lecturer even repeated the joke and the punchline into her mic so the whole thing is recorded. I've never heard so many people groan in unison, about 150.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greymalken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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Why don't ants get coronavirus

Because they have antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TermiteJoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Ants do not seem to get the coronavirus.

Maybe, because they have the antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velpun1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bapposhallhacko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missingfmercury
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why don't ants ever get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why don’t ants get sick?

They’ve got little antibodies

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