I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Sex is a sin
Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven.
Woof woof
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
How did Jesus pay for all our sins?
Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?
That description nails him to a t
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
Why is Christmas shopping a sin?
Because the devil is in the retails.
What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?
"I must acetone for my sins"
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”
I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”
Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.
Because sin pi is always zero.
You can't wash your Sin.
But if you mend the Cos of it.
Tan it will be better.
Writing errors are like sins
Repenned, all is forgiven.
Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house
After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft
Math puns are the first sin(madness)
How did Jesus never sin?
His father scared the hell out of him
Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
Adultery is a Sin
You can't have your Kate and Edith too!
Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
Why did the monk atone for his sin?
So he can be AtOne with god.
What city is twice as bad as Sin City?
While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.
When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.
Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..
If premarital sex is a Sin
Is postmarital sex a Tan or a Cos?
How does a pirate describe a sin graph?
Did Jesus pay for our sins in credit or debit?
Neither, he used praypal
(Not originally mine its really old and i cant remember where i saw it, so the credit goes to that unsang hero)
if i killed the pope, would i have committed a cardinal sin?
sin/cos
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?
How did Jesus pay for our sins
Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit?
Why did I divide Sin by Tan
I saw a man with a board saying, “The end is near. Repent for you’re sin’s.”
I thought to myself, “That’s a bad sign.”
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