What did one saggy boob say to the other?
βWe gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think weβre nutsβ
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︎ Jan 01 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Open a company for boob jobs and name it Entity.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Iβll see myself out...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What did the big boob say to the small boob?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My wife has a lawyer's boobs
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How do you call a british boob?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What do you call it when a woman copies anotherβs boob job?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why is boob sweat not called humidititties?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My neighbour with big boobs was gardening topless in their yard again...
I just wish his wife would come out with him
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What do you call two boobs that are identical?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
My neighbor with big boobs has been working topless in the garden all afternoon
I just wish his wife would do the same
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call a ghost's boobs?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
At the circus a midget touched my wifeβs boob.
I think someone put him up to it though....
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︎ May 18 2020
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call boobs made by Apple?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What animal has the biggest boobs?
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︎ Jun 14 2018
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
My wifeβs boob job really made me laugh
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Boob jobs have really taken off in popularity.
Seems every year thereβs more and more βround the globe.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Scientists have discovered that bees die because of exposure to boobs
They call it die-of-bee-tits
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︎ Oct 29 2019
How can you tell if a vampire has had a boob job?
Put her in front of a mirror.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
It's hard to judge the size of boobs under a shirt...
...because they're below see level
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︎ Aug 28 2019
My dad walked in on mom with her boobs hanging out.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I didnβt have much money to buy a new costume so I cut off 40% of my boobs.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What do children's toys and boobs have in common?
They're both supposed to be for kids but Dad's end up playing with them
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Boob bees
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︎ Nov 14 2018
How is milk in boobs measured?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
What are a mathematician's favourite kind of boobs?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What do toys and boobs have in common?
Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts
He said, βculβ
(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Do you think Mother Nature would have big boobs?
Idk but I'm pretty sure they'd be some nice environmentitties
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︎ Mar 04 2019
When I think about all the boobs Iβve touched over the course of my life....
Itβs like a trip down mammary lane
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jul 09 2020
If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What did one boob say to the other boob?
If we can't get support, people will think we're nuts.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Whatβs the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
Oneβs a crusty bus-station, the otherβs a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What do you call a ghost's boobs?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day.
I just wish his wife would do the same.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
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