What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What did one saggy boob say to the other?

β€œWe gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1_amit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did the big boob say to the small boob?

It is what titties.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.

A tit for a tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goliathkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My neighbor with big boobs has been working topless in the garden all afternoon

I just wish his wife would do the same

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohDaddyNo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What animal has the biggest boobs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapper_Tim30
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.

I think someone put him up to it though....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/337worlds
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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It's hard to judge the size of boobs under a shirt...

...because they're below see level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uraffululz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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When I think about all the boobs I’ve touched over the course of my life....

It’s like a trip down mammary lane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vfr86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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The times I've played with boobs...

...are some of my fondest mammaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleMistry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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I remember the first time I saw a boob

It's a cherished mammary

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoltrenXytech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What did one boob say to the other boob?

If we can't get support, people will think we're nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringyUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did one boob say to the other boob.

If we hang any lower, people will think we are nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rigatavr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KroyMortlach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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