A one of a kind Boob pic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur with boobs?

A tt-rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surxb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What did one boob say to another ?

If we don’t get support, they’ll think we’re nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Life of a boob

Without nipples life of a boob is quite pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What did one saggy boob say to the other?

β€œWe gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Open a company for boob jobs and name it Entity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavbrijwani
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What did the big boob say to the small boob?

It is what titties.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My wife has a lawyer's boobs

They're firm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.

A tit for a tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goliathkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How do you call a british boob?

A tea tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mebro_Redditer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call two boobs that are identical?

Identities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?

Identity theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shigekazo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why is boob sweat not called humidititties?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryanoboii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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My neighbour with big boobs was gardening topless in their yard again...

I just wish his wife would come out with him

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My neighbor with big boobs has been working topless in the garden all afternoon

I just wish his wife would do the same

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohDaddyNo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What animal has the biggest boobs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapper_Tim30
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.

I think someone put him up to it though....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/337worlds
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call boobs made by Apple?

Iraq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My wife’s boob job really made me laugh

Silly cones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?

Divertity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOlio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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It's hard to judge the size of boobs under a shirt...

...because they're below see level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uraffululz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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How can you tell if a vampire has had a boob job?

Put her in front of a mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmybaconplease
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My dad walked in on mom with her boobs hanging out.

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmyleKyleSmyle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Scientists have discovered that bees die because of exposure to boobs

They call it die-of-bee-tits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgnodado18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Boob bees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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What are a mathematician's favourite kind of boobs?

Quantitties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastersword83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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How is milk in boobs measured?

Quan-titties?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarc_avenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Boob jobs have really taken off in popularity.

Seems every year there’s more and more β€˜round the globe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I didn’t have much money to buy a new costume so I cut off 40% of my boobs.

Boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nodripxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do children's toys and boobs have in common?

They're both supposed to be for kids but Dad's end up playing with them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoltrenXytech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1_amit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What did one boob say to the other boob?

If we can't get support, people will think we're nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringyUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day.

I just wish his wife would do the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrodobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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