Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
A drugby player
I chose Mask It or Casket
That's a movie.
Scooby Do
A dope pope
But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.
~credit to Steve, a real person.
Let me ask you-
What brain chemical is often retro but rude? ... Dope-but-mean
It’s a joint project.
And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day
They didn't find any dope on her, but they found 112 pounds of crack!
(Brought to you by my grandpa.)
It helps stimulate positive thinking in your brain because of all the indoor fins.
1: Never give out all the information.
It's a dope!
It’s pretty dope
It's not stroganoff
He says it’s real dope!
... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.
She was telling him about the local children's museum we're visiting today. We've been once before, but it's been a while so he wanted to know what all they had there.
"Well, remember last time we went, and you played in the kids' grocery store?"
His reply: "Nuh uh, grocery stores don't sell kids!"
Or as the kids say, "dope I mean..."
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
My girlfriend and I were in an accident this morning. The first cop that pulled up was a family friend of hers, I asked how they knew each other.
"Well we didn't meet by accident."
So every night for the past almost 6 years I sing her the Sunshine Song
You know, "you are my Sunshine, my only sunshine."
And after a few years I got tired of it and would start songs from the nightmare before Christmas (because I'm a big elfman nerd) and Part of your world (because I'm completely obsessed with singing out of key chick verses and the little mermaid is dope af) but she would SCREAM anytime I started anything that wasn't the Sunshine song, I love this, so I go on for a couple bars while she's screaming then calm her down and sing the right song. To be fair, she likes the I'm On The Outside by boingo, so I belt that too. Although it's only acceptable in the car.
Now here I want to add that in the description of the event I will place a * where she interrupts me and the words immediately after that * will be her words.
Ok, so she's in bed just now and I said What song do you want me to sing?
Obvs sunshine dude.
So I start with the "look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
And she's not screaming, she has a smile on her face so my mind is like "did she become ok with this, can I finally sing a different song than sunshine and eponas song?" So I keep going thinking that I finally won.
I get to the line, "Fliiping your fins, you won't get too **fart!"
I'm fucking dead this kid played me like a fiddle.
Someone call 911 I'm ded
