What do you call a rugby player who took doping to gain an edge against his opponents?

A drugby player

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasReadsStuff
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I'm not saying China was doping during the Summer Olympics

But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.

~credit to Steve, a real person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebignate08
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Siri is dope
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A little dope-a-meme for you today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothsRevenge622
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Dope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chantladka
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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This is a really dope joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepinonthenet13
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket

I chose Mask It or Casket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesktopMageTV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Dope-a-meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadBoyRudolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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dope memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ephilorex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do rappers say when they finish recording?

That's a movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leif_hans
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBruh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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This belongs here. Dope drawing though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoakZ_SlasH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?

A dope pope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hewbard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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You've heard of Wooly Willy, now get ready for...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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There is Dope a meme in your brain now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevinTheMulatto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Neuroscience

Let me ask you-

What brain chemical is often retro but rude? ... Dope-but-mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ta8erPhace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Here's some dope art.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RapperKid31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.

It’s a joint project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Look at my high salary...
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Y'all hear about the fat lady that got arrested at the airport?

They didn't find any dope on her, but they found 112 pounds of crack!

(Brought to you by my grandpa.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tatesandwich
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Get an aquarium for your house.

It helps stimulate positive thinking in your brain because of all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudioSmoke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My grandpa always told me there are two important rules in life:

1: Never give out all the information.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I've installed a Photoshop software.

It's a dope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?

DOPE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bickarino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Robots in the skies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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My friend started making art out of marijuana...

It’s pretty dope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bggaddict472
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password

It's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecureEarth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombrahh
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My son started taking thc oil....

He says it’s real dope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobracaillou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Anybody ever smuggle drugs in their butt?

... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.

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My 5 year old son got my wife this morning

She was telling him about the local children's museum we're visiting today. We've been once before, but it's been a while so he wanted to know what all they had there.

"Well, remember last time we went, and you played in the kids' grocery store?"

His reply: "Nuh uh, grocery stores don't sell kids!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rylnalyevo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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The happiness chemical is the coolest one...

Or as the kids say, "dope I mean..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lv_InSaNe_vL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves

He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13zamanis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Got dad joked by a cop

My girlfriend and I were in an accident this morning. The first cop that pulled up was a family friend of hers, I asked how they knew each other.

"Well we didn't meet by accident."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmdddmmm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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My soon-to-be 6year old got me Good

So every night for the past almost 6 years I sing her the Sunshine Song

You know, "you are my Sunshine, my only sunshine."

And after a few years I got tired of it and would start songs from the nightmare before Christmas (because I'm a big elfman nerd) and Part of your world (because I'm completely obsessed with singing out of key chick verses and the little mermaid is dope af) but she would SCREAM anytime I started anything that wasn't the Sunshine song, I love this, so I go on for a couple bars while she's screaming then calm her down and sing the right song. To be fair, she likes the I'm On The Outside by boingo, so I belt that too. Although it's only acceptable in the car.

Now here I want to add that in the description of the event I will place a * where she interrupts me and the words immediately after that * will be her words.

Ok, so she's in bed just now and I said What song do you want me to sing?

Obvs sunshine dude.

So I start with the "look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"

And she's not screaming, she has a smile on her face so my mind is like "did she become ok with this, can I finally sing a different song than sunshine and eponas song?" So I keep going thinking that I finally won.

I get to the line, "Fliiping your fins, you won't get too **fart!"

I'm fucking dead this kid played me like a fiddle.

Someone call 911 I'm ded

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