Because sin90 = cot45.
Just cos
Adamant
"I must acetone for my sins"
I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
So he can be AtOne with god.
When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.
The original sin
It earned the nickname Sin City!
The other 6 deadly sins: :(
After dying in a fatal car crash, 3 nuns end up at the pearly gates and the saint there tells them "Since you're so pure of heart and free of sin you can all go into the Kingdom of Heaven if you answer 3 questions. I'm going to ask you one question each."
The saint turns to the first nun and asks: "Who were the first two humans God created?"
She says: "Adam and Eve!"
She gets into Heaven.
The saint turns to the second nun and asks: "What was the one thing Adam and Eve were told not to do in the Garden of Eden?"
She says: "They weren't allowed to eat the fruit of knowledge!"
She gets into Heaven.
The saint turns to the last nun - the mother superior - and says "Since you're the mother superior my last question is going to be difficult to answer, but if you answer correctly you can get into Heaven. So my question for you is: What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they realized they were naked?"
Now she has to think a little and as she thinks she's close to conceding, uttering "Gee, that's a hard one..."
The saint lets her right into Heaven.
The End.
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
The people I met were quite obtuse, and their punishments for sins are too acute.
But they might be right.
Girlfriend: Have you heard of Sin city?
Me: Yeah, the movie?
Girlfriend: Nope, have you heard of Den city?
Me: No stop, I won't let you do this.
Girlfriend: It's mass over volume.
I think I'm in trouble for not letting her finish the joke
Why did the trig function cross the road? Just cos.
He responded with:
Why didn't the trig function cross the road? Because of the sin.
- It's too deep
- It's the pits
- The places made me go "What the Hell"
- It took an eternity for anything to happen
- I didn't get a lot of it , because the devil was in the details
- The so-called "smart" people in Hell use too much circular reasoning
- The main character is too down-to-earth
- Lucifer is unlikable, even though he is a central character
- It uses too much inflammatory language
- A lot of the action is too sin-tilating for me
Ok, that last one was pretty bad. I should be punished. I'll go die in a fire now.
The priest said he kermitted a sin!
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
Hubby became a father a year and a half ago but that made him a dad.
So during Communion at church today, one line was moving faster that the other to get the host to eat. My dad walked into that line. When we were both back in our seats i said, "Took the express lane huh?" which he responds with, "Yeah, 10 sins or less"
Initially inspired by a joke I heard elsewhere on the Internet but I took it a step farther. Hint: there are several hidden puns (at least 6)
Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X. As to the reason she left, we'll never know Y. She probably never fancied your green bra. Maybe it's a sin that she wants a distant relationship. But have no fear, as she spans higher dimensions for true love, she'll look far and wide, for she lives on the edge. She'll soon realize that she's not so significant after all.
Because sin90 = cot45
sin 90 = cot 45
I thought to myself, “That’s a bad sign.”
