Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know heโ€™s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him โ€œNamasteโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boobaloo222
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call an evicted snail?

A slug.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zerohero83
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?

Namastรฉ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Konamicoder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jeromaroo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call an eviction notice for a person who lives inside a ball-shaped house and got hurt by a fighting move

a roundhouse kick

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unoriginalname127
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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why did the bee get evicted?

because he couldn't beehive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/minamo99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Alfie_13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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One of my buddies living in Tel Aviv just got evicted.

The struggle Israel!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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what do you say to a dwarf you're evicting?

pack your baggins

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Avnas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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