9 Hilarious Evict Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.

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👤︎ u/boobaloo222

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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What do you call an evicted snail?

A slug.

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👤︎ u/zerohero83

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?

Namasté

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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👤︎ u/Jeromaroo

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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What do you call an eviction notice for a person who lives inside a ball-shaped house and got hurt by a fighting move

a roundhouse kick

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👤︎ u/unoriginalname127

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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why did the bee get evicted?

because he couldn't beehive.

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👤︎ u/minamo99

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

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👤︎ u/Alfie_13

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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One of my buddies living in Tel Aviv just got evicted.

The struggle Israel!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Dec 17 2016

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what do you say to a dwarf you're evicting?

pack your baggins

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👤︎ u/Avnas

📅︎ Dec 10 2016

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