The jewel theft was caught and sent to prism.

Lucky for him, it was a light sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITlearnme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Dad, why did they cut off people's hands for theft in the past?

Hmm. I'm going out on a limb here, but I think they just wanted them to hand something back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Doctor arrested for theft. He checked the purse of his patient.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.

But when I got home, all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edotri
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft

He was charged with being Goofy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for vegetable theft?

He took a leek in the garden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian who committed identity theft?

Police say he was an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaboibaka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I was interrogated over the theft of cheese toasty

man,they really grilled me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I said to my wife, "I refuse to believe our son got fired for theft as a road worker!"

My wife replied, "Come on Simon, the signs were all there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Grand theft bakery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysNorth_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the road worker that was fired for theft?

Nobody saw it coming, but when they got to his house all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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A police officer was investigating the theft of an attachΓ©.

The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slap_the_teacakes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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One time my cat chased down a drone and brought it to me. The drone's owner accused me of theft. In my defense, I said it wasn't stolen...

...it was purr-chased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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How did the sheet music theft know how to steal music so well?

He started off by taking notes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavdHale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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The people in Southern France must be worried about theft.

They have much Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parque_Bench
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Joke theft

What happened to the man that stole my bad joke. He got Punished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edygaby2005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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They have been Edam fools but promise to be Gouda from now on ! Pun theft I admit * abc.net.au/news/2017-03-2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Authorities in Louisville, Colorado report the theft of bathroom fixtures in the city's only police station.

Officers say they have nothing to go on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColoThor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Theft repellant 2.0 (X-post r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The4horsemen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Got my roommate while he was playing grand theft auto

He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Sofa-King
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty

Man, they really grilled me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I refused to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MP4_26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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I couldn’t believe my son when he said he got fired from a road construction company for theft.

But, when I got home all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Para__Digm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I refused to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I got home,

all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iam-X
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I used to refuse to believe that my son got fired as a road worker for theft...

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsKingStar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I remember as a kid my dad got fired from his job as a road worker fir theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing but when i got home, the signs were all there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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