Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.

Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant

Police say it was a case of wonton destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?

They call themselves anti-pho

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?

The police have concrete evidence against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsNSkyrim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A ram-dom act of vandalism gfycat.com/definitivezany…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serbedemer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Vandals!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigTeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My late father’s tombstone got vandalized

Police are calling it a grave matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Breaking News: Vandals broke into the Origami Museum last night

Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motleyblondie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I've always thought kids being able to draw on the sidewalks at school is only teaching them that vandalism is okay...

but I guess it could be chalked up to freedom of expression...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMillionthSam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?

It was an act of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Vandals damaged a lot of plants at the local garden center with herbicide...

Police are trying to Roundup the suspects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the vandals who destroyed the news studio?

I don't know how you could've missed it; it was breaking news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...

It was wonton vandalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who vandalized a park bench with a hammer?

It was an act of mallets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risingpowers
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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She has evidence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassieenadriaan1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Found in the wild imgur.com/ZQUN0uc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_emordnilaP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Jack and the Beanstalk meets Little Red Riding Hood

This is the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, after the story ends. After chopping down the beanstalk, Jack realizes that he’s actually pretty damn good with an axe, and casual vegetative vandalism really struck his fancy, so he began chopping down other trees for a living. He became a traveling woodsman, and he enjoyed many years of his simple life of manual labor.

One day, as he chops wood, he hears screams from a nearby cottage. Hurriedly breaking in (because recall: jack has no problem with entering houses uninvited), he sees a cross dressing lycanthrope attempting to devour a little girl dressed all in red and her little grandmother too. Wielding his trusty axe, Jack murdered yet another fantasy creature, and safely led Little Red all the way back home. Answering the door was a beautiful woman of around his age. After sending Little Red to bed, the two of them talked for hours.

One thing led to another, and a year later they were married with a child on the way. They had a beautiful little boy named Jack Junior who followed in his father’s steps to become a woodsman. This was fortunate, because as Junior grew up, Jack was feeling the pain of his previous adventures. An old back injury from jumping from the beanstalk was haunting him, and over time his posture grew more and more hunched. He had a tough time working, but at least Junior was becoming a strapping young man.

One day, Jack and Junior took the long road to the grandmothers place to bring her a meal, just like that fateful trio Red took so many years ago. When they arrived, the grandmother greeted them cheerily, welcoming them in and making conversation. β€œOh Junior,” she said, β€œyou’ve grown into such a handsome and strong young man. It’s so kind of you to handle all the work so your poor father, with his bad back and all, doesn’t have to. Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?” Junior hesitated. β€œWell Grandma,” he replied. β€œIt’s because... I’m gay”. The close-minded, set-in-her-ways grandma’s expression became stormy. She pulled poor hunched-over Jack into adjacent room, and whispered angrily: β€œJack, your life is a mess! Your posture is terrible and your son isn’t giving me any grandsons!” Jack replied: β€œMa, we’re happy, you can’t just-β€œ But she interrupted. β€œNo excuses!” She snapped. β€œYou need to straighten your lumbar, Jack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coyoteTale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De-Vox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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