How many hamburgers could the Hamburgerler burgle if the Hamburgerler could burgle hamburgers?

I don't have a punch line, I just wanted a burger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amcentee85
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.

It was my entire life savings,

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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We were burgled today, they stole the soap, shower gel and shampoo

The cops think it was a robber ducky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_chucklehead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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Did you hear about the German baker that was burgled?

All the cakes were stollen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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I used to know a cat burglar named Carl.

Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.

Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.

I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I was recently burgled...

They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.

It was my entire life savings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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