Sarong Joke

Ok so my parents were throwing a party at there place and invited a bunch of people, including my dads hilarious ass friends. One of my moms friends flew in from Vegas to stay with us for the party and she got a little too shitty the night before. She showed up to the party later in a sarong and no make up, with her hair up.

Everyone was giving her shit for it the whole day because she drank too much the night before and couldn't really even stand. Everyone kept going, "go change! you're still in that sarong?" To which my dad drunkenly comes out of no where and says "The fuck? Sarong with that?" Maybe you just had to be there but I laughed my ass off.

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👤︎ u/Maxemac
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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*groan* Dad, why does mum have to wear a sarong?

Because it's so, so right.

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👤︎ u/unfalln
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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Passing by "sarong heaven" in Hawaii..

Husband says "where 'saright one?"

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👤︎ u/redbull188
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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👤︎ u/zipflop
📅︎ May 12 2021
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I just want to wear a sheet out in public

Is that sarong?

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👤︎ u/ja-mez
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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I accidentally offended an Indian woman by using the wrong word for her clothing.

So I said sari.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.

Sarong, but felt so right.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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I'm staying with my folks for about a month, so expect a few of these.

My sister had just come back from a tropical holiday and was returning a garment to my mom.

Sister: "Oh mom, I brought your sarong back."

Dad: "What's sarong with it?"

Knee slaps all around.

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👤︎ u/BumblebeeMan
📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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i think i'm ready to be a father

I wear lots of sarongs and after a big night i put one one and made breakfast for everyone in the house

Friend - you always wear a sarong, its hilarious
Me - whats sarong with that ?

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📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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