What do you call a delivery driver who exclusively works with Indian restaurants?
A curryer.
My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.
Me Sew Sari.
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I ripped my Indian girlfriend's dress by accident
I told her I was sari
What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?
Sari
I accidentally offended an Indian woman by using the wrong word for her clothing.
So I said sari.
My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....
Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....
"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".
"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".
"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."
Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...
My Indian friend wants to wear a Western dress to her wedding, but is worried that her parents would be upset.
I said, “Tell them- Sorry, not Sari.”
