Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
What country has the most dense population?
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?
Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.
Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
Why does Russia have a declining population?
What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?
Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing
Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
Breaking World News
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?
One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
Do you know why asia is so populated?
Because of a rice in food production
Did you hear about the place on Earth that is populated by cows who make pizza sandwiches?
They call it the cowzone.
Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
The egg population is rapidly declining
Be sure to watch out for egg poachers
Did you know that 97% of the population is stupid?
Luckily I'm in the other 5%.
Did you know midgets, make a small percentage of the population.
Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.
Then I snapped out of it.
They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.
(Revising my previous joke)
98% percent of the population is stupid.
Luckily I'm part of the 3%!
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.
I can also tell when they're standing.
EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com
Which place in the world is mostly populated by cat-ladies ?
In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.
Every mathematician counts.
Statistically, if you take the entire population of the US and cut them in half
If the human population held hands aroud the equator
A significant portion of them would drown
Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?
There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!
Did you know the horse population peaked in the 1920's?
It's been stabilized since then.
Thanks to conservation efforts, 9/14 Humpback populations are no longer endangered
I guess you could say they're doing pretty whale
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which population has the fastest growing population?
Ireland
It's Dublin every year
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country has the fastest growing population?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Did you hear about the population in Ireland?
The spread of Covid-19 is based mostly on two factors
- How dense the local population is
- How dense the local population is
Covid spreads based on two factors
- A dense population
- A population being dense
If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...
A significant portion of them would drown...
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