What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Do you know why asia is so populated?

Because of a rice in food production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Did you hear about the place on Earth that is populated by cows who make pizza sandwiches?

They call it the cowzone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BangingWaves
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.

(Revising my previous joke)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Which place in the world is mostly populated by cat-ladies ?

Catalonia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Of the world's population

Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What country has the most dense population?

America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedmath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?

Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodatoyota
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why does Russia have a declining population?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?

A probe-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FernandoLH95
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Breaking World News

Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst kΓ€se scenario.

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfCurl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a headcount of the prison population?

A consensus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haisoj02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
  1. How dense the population is
  2. How dense the population is
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?

Because they bread alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aroused_By_Turds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?

It’s capital has been Dublin every year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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The egg population is rapidly declining

Be sure to watch out for egg poachers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you know that 97% of the population is stupid?

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Did you know midgets, make a small percentage of the population.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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98% percent of the population is stupid.

Luckily I'm part of the 3%!

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.

Every mathematician counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffymypillows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Statistically, if you take the entire population of the US and cut them in half

they’ll die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddicaPolitician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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If the human population held hands aroud the equator

A significant portion of them would drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrandmacklin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?

There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Did you know the horse population peaked in the 1920's?

It's been stabilized since then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeviousBlanket
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Thanks to conservation efforts, 9/14 Humpback populations are no longer endangered

I guess you could say they're doing pretty whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naturtok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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One nation, indivisible....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacatguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Which population has the fastest growing population?

Ireland

It's Dublin every year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoDev455
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Which country has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?

It’s capital has been Dublin every year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Did you hear about the population in Ireland?

It’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyswayy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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The spread of Covid-19 is based mostly on two factors
  1. How dense the local population is
  2. How dense the local population is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martijngamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Covid spreads based on two factors
  1. A dense population
  2. A population being dense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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