Asthmatic Puns

A list of puns related to "Asthmatic"

I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some

bronco-die-laters

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👤︎ u/Letthembeefcake
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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What does an asthmatic do when they go to the toilet?

wheeze

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👤︎ u/EmeraldHorse02
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What kind of fish is asthmatic?

A puffer fish

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👤︎ u/danielthygreat
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What was the asthmatic vampire's name?

Vlad the Inhaler.

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👤︎ u/HTownRunAsOne
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad the Inhaler

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👤︎ u/JG_melon
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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👤︎ u/jeremyrons
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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