Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with ansomnia?
They stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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I realised I was dyslexic when I...
went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I asked my dyslexic dad to write down his favourite quote.
It read: "Make love, not raw."
I laughed.
Until he clarified that he hadn't made any spelling errors.
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︎ May 16 2021
Did you hear about the dyslexic that wasn't allowed to talk about his genes?
No one could touch his NDA.
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︎ May 11 2021
I once had a dyslexic chemist call me out on my bullshit.
He called me a hypochlorite.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
A dyslexic goes to a nude beach
And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!
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︎ Apr 05 2021
People said I would never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic.
But so far I've made two vases and a bowl and they turned out great!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I am dyslexic and have OCD
It's my favourite FPS video game.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.
It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.
Its's Anal isnt it.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
A teenage daughter is like a dyslexic Mexican
Always rolling their I's instead of their R's.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I put the "Sexy" in "Dyslexic"
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Saw a porno about dyslexic housewives
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Dyslexics of the world
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why did a dyslexic guy got arrested while buying PopCorn?
He asked for CopPorn instead.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I am very dyslexic.
But I have learnt that through hard work and determination, anything is popsicle!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why canβt dyslexic people tell jokes?
They always punch up the fuck line.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down "funeral"?
No? Shame, it was real fun.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
They told me Iβd never be good at Poetry because Iβm Dyslexic.
But so far Iβve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.
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︎ Oct 25 2018
A dyslexic man goes for an STI exam.
"I don't want to fail, so where's my chair?"
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What kept the dyslexic agnostic up all night?
She was trying to figure out if there really is a dog.
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︎ May 18 2021
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Guess how I found out I was dyslexic?
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He was up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.
He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I didnβt know I was dyslexic
Until I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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