Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with ansomnia?

They stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I realised I was dyslexic when I...

went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I asked my dyslexic dad to write down his favourite quote.

It read: "Make love, not raw."

I laughed.

Until he clarified that he hadn't made any spelling errors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Did you hear about the dyslexic that wasn't allowed to talk about his genes?

No one could touch his NDA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I once had a dyslexic chemist call me out on my bullshit.

He called me a hypochlorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funsized_fireball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A dyslexic goes to a nude beach

And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M8_M8_M8-Dave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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People said I would never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic.

But so far I've made two vases and a bowl and they turned out great!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?

Because he's allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I am dyslexic and have OCD

It's my favourite FPS video game.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?

Guerrilla TicTacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.

It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.

Its's Anal isnt it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A teenage daughter is like a dyslexic Mexican

Always rolling their I's instead of their R's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3DW01F728
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?

He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?

The Obo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockstocks85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I put the "Sexy" in "Dyslexic"

...wait a minute...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomoHasNoLife32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Saw a porno about dyslexic housewives

They loved to cook sock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shizney1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Dyslexics of the world

Untie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccchapagain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did a dyslexic guy got arrested while buying PopCorn?

He asked for CopPorn instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xyz112233
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I am very dyslexic.

But I have learnt that through hard work and determination, anything is popsicle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stackiit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why can’t dyslexic people tell jokes?

They always punch up the fuck line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRabbitt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.

Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down "funeral"?

No? Shame, it was real fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zukulist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5amoaJoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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A dyslexic man goes for an STI exam.

"I don't want to fail, so where's my chair?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What kept the dyslexic agnostic up all night?

She was trying to figure out if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenclickin
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Guess how I found out I was dyslexic?

I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerribleSpork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PromiscuousPinger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?

He was up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaamosMajere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eidolonxero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26HomelessKids
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I didn’t know I was dyslexic

Until I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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