Call it "Special Kneads"
This is fairly long.
My adult son is autistic, him and a friend are going to Naka-Kon this year as they both enjoy Anime.
The wife and I were talking to our son about it.
Wife: Are you going to wear a costume?
Son: No, we are just going to go and check everything out.
Me: You should wear a koala bear suit and take your resume with you.
Son: Why would I do that?
Me: So you can hand the resumes out to hawt chicks and show them how Koalafied you are.
Son and I burst out laughing, wife looks on at the two idiots in the room.
Good times.
The autistic savuncle.
... Because his parents died
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
My son came up to me and said, “can I have a bookmark?” I started crying, 10 years and he still doesn’t know my name is brad.
Today my mom was talking about someone she knows who isn't making enough money to support her autistic child, so she's getting a second job.
Dad chimes in without missing a beat and says "Jesus, how many art supplies does the kid need?!"
I have an autistic student who doesn't pick up on sarcasm, social cues and the like.
We were painting paper mache volcanoes that we made. Another staff member says "Don't put too much paint on because it will run."
Without missing a beat the student asks (in a serious manner) "How can it run if it doesn't have legs?"
