Dyslexia Puns

A list of puns related to "Dyslexia"

When the doctor told me that there was a cure for dyslexia,

it was music to my arse!

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👤︎ u/StoutieDwarf
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog

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👤︎ u/fukurslf
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken.

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....

But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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I put the sexy in dyslexia
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👤︎ u/grab_ur_rape_whistle
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia

It didn't add up

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👤︎ u/Treesmkknees69
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia?

AND...

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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The doctor said I have dyslexia...

It's like OCD but alphabetized like it should be.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I had dyslexia as a child...

And I would write about it in my dairy.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Dyslexia is an Alphabetical Disorder.
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👤︎ u/dumblelord
📅︎ May 22 2019
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My son has apparently bought me a compass after finding out I have dyslexia.

That's NEWS to me.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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I read on The News Yesterday that Dyslexia Affects Ten out of Two People!
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👤︎ u/Impalaaaa
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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A friend of mine is an agnostic insomniac with dyslexia.

He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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👤︎ u/IAmTommyZombie
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Dyslexia is not even remotely fanny.
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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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I started a support group for dyslexia.

It’s called Dyslexics Untied.

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👤︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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Dad refused to believe he had dyslexia...

...until Mom quipped, "Denali ain't just a park in Alaska".

And he got it.

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👤︎ u/kempff
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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I put the "b" in dyslexia
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👤︎ u/Gizmo734
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I put the sexy in dyslexia
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👤︎ u/zvon666
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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There's no I in dyslexia
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👤︎ u/trevski143
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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They told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia

So far my jugs and vases have turned out fine

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👤︎ u/Gahyukadoodledandy
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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