Did you hear about the depressive state of US?
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
Our house is being haunted by a manic depressive ghost
I call it our bipolargeist.
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
My depressive daughter said she "wants to go out with a bang"
I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.
A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".
Cos misery loves company!
(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)
[request] can you help me make a sad or depressing pun?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
What kind of tea do Brits drink when they’re depressed?
Gravity is so depressing
Always bringing me down...
The stairs, hope my leg heals soon
Gravity has had me depressed lately
It really brings a guy down
Why was the button permamently depressed?
Somebody pushed him too far.
A guy name .zip seemed depressed, so I tried talking to him...
Did you hear about the depressed Swede?
He wished he'd never been Bjorn!
Why was the 2 year old antivaxx kid depressed?
Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
He's going through some things.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
Why was Uranus depressed?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...
... I was often down in the dumps.
I used to like telling Dad jokes.
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
What do you call a depressed one-eyed horse?
There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?
I wish I was never björn.
At which US state did the great depression start?
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
Whoever stole my anti depressant pill
I hope your fucking happy
To the guy who stole my anti depressants
What do you call a depressed ship?
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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