A list of puns related to "Bipolar"
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don’t know how I feel about this
I kind of have a love/hate relationship with it.
I never knew she was afraid of Santa and polar bears
Did you hear about the Polar bear that had a female mate and a boyfriend? Apparently he was 'BiPolar'
IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
No. They are polar opposites.
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
He ended up bipolar.
Because it was bipolar...
A Bipolar bear.
He was a bipolar bear
i think it's bipolar
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
A Bipolar Bear
Thus truly making them bipolar
A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear
Because Earth is bipolar.
Because it's bipolar
I guess you could say she’s bipolar
They're so bipolar.
I don't know son, but I do know it is bipolar.
the bipolar express
but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.
He was bipolar
They’re afraid of bipolar bears.
It's really bipolar
It's bipolar.
Setup: It's 74 degrees outside and about to freeze by the weekend.
Me: It's like summer outside and it's going to freeze in a few days. It's like the world is bipolar.
Wife: MASSIVE FACEPALM
Meteorology professor asked if anyone knew why earth was experiencing such extreme weather changes?
Me: Umm, because it's bipolar...
My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him." So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"
So, my parents were talking about whether a celebrity (who's name I didn't manage to catch) was attractive or not.
Mum: "Yeah, she's attractive, but she's a bit bipolar though" Dad: "That's okay just take her to the equator, and she'll be fine."
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
A bipolar bear.
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