I hate being bipolar..
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Iβm in a band and weβre making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing
Itβs going to be an instru-mental album
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I was recently diagnosed with bipolar
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
March 30th is world bipolar day
I donβt know how I feel about this
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︎ Jul 13 2020
When it comes to being bipolar...
I kind of have a love/hate relationship with it.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Are penguins and puffins similar?
No. They are polar opposites.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What do you call a bear that lives in both poles?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My wife was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder...
I never knew she was afraid of Santa and polar bears
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︎ May 01 2019
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
BiPolar
Did you hear about the Polar bear that had a female mate and a boyfriend?
Apparently he was 'BiPolar'
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︎ Dec 07 2018
I hate being bipolar..
IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
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︎ Nov 08 2018
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.
Thus truly making them bipolar
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?
A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why is life on Earth so unpredictable?
Because Earth is bipolar.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
No magnets are sane
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why does earth always have mood swings?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What do you call a positive phone?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month
I guess you could say sheβs bipolar
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I don't understand depressed magnets.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Daddy, is the world crazy?
I don't know son, but I do know it is bipolar.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What do you call a train with constant mood swings?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Climate change may kill off polar bearsβ¦
but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Why did the explorer get lost when navigating with a compass?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Why psychiatrists donβt want to visit Arctic areas?
Theyβre afraid of bipolar bears.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back
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︎ Jun 03 2017
No wonder this world is so messed up...
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︎ Apr 24 2018
Unexpected dad joke
Setup: It's 74 degrees outside and about to freeze by the weekend.
Me: It's like summer outside and it's going to freeze in a few days. It's like the world is bipolar.
Wife: MASSIVE FACEPALM
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︎ Jan 12 2017
Proud of myself...
Meteorology professor asked if anyone knew why earth was experiencing such extreme weather changes?
Me: Umm, because it's bipolar...
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︎ Mar 16 2016
I think the earth needs Prozac. . .
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︎ Sep 14 2016
My dad understands directional terminology
My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him."
So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"
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︎ Mar 23 2014
On topic: Celebrity Attractiveness
So, my parents were talking about whether a celebrity (who's name I didn't manage to catch) was attractive or not.
Mum: "Yeah, she's attractive, but she's a bit bipolar though"
Dad: "That's okay just take her to the equator, and she'll be fine."
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︎ Sep 18 2013
I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My doctor just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder.
I donβt know whether to laugh or cry.
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︎ Sep 07 2018
I am a white bear. No I am not.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
What do you call a polar bear that goes crazy?
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︎ Nov 21 2018
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