I hate being bipolar..

It's fantastic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I’m in a band and we’re making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing

It’s going to be an instru-mental album

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJack12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...

She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was recently diagnosed with bipolar

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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March 30th is world bipolar day

I don’t know how I feel about this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eggy298298
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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When it comes to being bipolar...

I kind of have a love/hate relationship with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kroctopus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Are penguins and puffins similar?

No. They are polar opposites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L3xicaL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A white bear was moved to Antarctica

He ended up bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you call a bear that lives in both poles?

Bipolar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My wife was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder...

I never knew she was afraid of Santa and polar bears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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How did the polar bear catch a penguin?

Because it was bipolar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twozon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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BiPolar

Did you hear about the Polar bear that had a female mate and a boyfriend? Apparently he was 'BiPolar'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkknuckle69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I hate being bipolar..

IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?

A Bipolar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter

He was a bipolar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo

i think it's bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.

Thus truly making them bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErinMcCloud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why is life on Earth so unpredictable?

Because Earth is bipolar.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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No magnets are sane

They’re all bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WesleyMx14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why does earth always have mood swings?

Because it's bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a positive phone?

Yeskia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I don't understand depressed magnets.

They're so bipolar.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Daddy, is the world crazy?

I don't know son, but I do know it is bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call a train with constant mood swings?

the bipolar express

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakexCake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Climate change may kill off polar bears…

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twdvermont
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did the explorer get lost when navigating with a compass?

He was bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why psychiatrists don’t want to visit Arctic areas?

They’re afraid of bipolar bears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back

It's really bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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No wonder this world is so messed up...

It's bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DualFate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Unexpected dad joke

Setup: It's 74 degrees outside and about to freeze by the weekend.

Me: It's like summer outside and it's going to freeze in a few days. It's like the world is bipolar.

Wife: MASSIVE FACEPALM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmeanmustid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Proud of myself...

Meteorology professor asked if anyone knew why earth was experiencing such extreme weather changes?

Me: Umm, because it's bipolar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyEndsleigh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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I think the earth needs Prozac. . .

It seems to be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingahninjahked
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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My dad understands directional terminology

My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him." So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weglander
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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On topic: Celebrity Attractiveness

So, my parents were talking about whether a celebrity (who's name I didn't manage to catch) was attractive or not.

Mum: "Yeah, she's attractive, but she's a bit bipolar though" Dad: "That's okay just take her to the equator, and she'll be fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xionkana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...

She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.

(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I am a white bear. No I am not.

I am a bipolar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a polar bear that goes crazy?

A bipolar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SINfraRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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