Did you hear about the depressive state of US?
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
Our house is being haunted by a manic depressive ghost
I call it our bipolargeist.
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
My depressive daughter said she "wants to go out with a bang"
I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.
A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".
Cos misery loves company!
(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)
[request] can you help me make a sad or depressing pun?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
Did you hear about the depressed Swede?
He wished he'd never been Bjorn!
Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
He's going through some things.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
Why was Uranus depressed?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years.
My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
What do you call a depressed one-eyed horse?
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...
... I was often down in the dumps.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?
I wish I was never björn.
At which US state did the great depression start?
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
Whoever stole my anti depressant pill
I hope your fucking happy
What do you call a depressed ship?
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
To the guy who stole my anti depressants
I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didn’t want to because they’re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Gravity is really depressing
It's always bringing everyone down
Someone broke into my house and stole my anti depression pills
My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
Why did the chicken with depression cross the road?
I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
How do depressed frogs die?
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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