[request] can you help me make a sad or depressing pun?
I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...
... I was often down in the dumps.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
Gravity is really depressing
It's always bringing everyone down
You think THAT’S depressing? You know what’s REALLY depressing?
Those popsicle sticks in the doctor’s office!
Being out of wok can be depressing.
Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...
... and change their name to Tickleback...
The way buttons work is depressing.
The only thing more depressing than Sunday evening..
My friend comiserating their depressing life: "C'est la vie"
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
Did you hear about the depressed Swede?
He wished he'd never been Bjorn!
Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
He's going through some things.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
Why was Uranus depressed?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
What do you call a depressed one-eyed horse?
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?
I wish I was never björn.
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
At which US state did the great depression start?
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
Our house is being haunted by a manic depressive ghost
I call it our bipolargeist.
Whoever stole my anti depressant pill
I hope your fucking happy
What do you call a depressed ship?
I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didn’t want to because they’re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...
To the guy who stole my anti depressants
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Someone broke into my house and stole my anti depression pills
My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
If yoo think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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