What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..
They called him tywalkosaurus
I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
Every time a car slows down, it always get offended
People keep shouting"Look! This guy has got some retardation!"
Scientists have discovered a way to drastically slow down global warming, but it would involve destroying the Great Barrier Reef. They can't decide if it's worth it.
The response time was very slow
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
Simba was moving too slow so..
How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
Just make sure to go slow
What do you say to a slow tomato?
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call a slow bullet ?
What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?
What do you call a slow moving poop?
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.
"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
Why are snails slow?
Because they can't get their escargot.
Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
I knew someone that went through a slow death
For years, people have been saying I'm too slow to understand things.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
My favourite kind of pet cat, even though it’s a bit slow.
What did scar say to mufasa when he was driving slow?
this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.
How do you slow down a drug dealer?
What do you say to a slow moving pickup truck?
(want to annoy coworkers on a slow day?) "Hey, can you call a wizard or a knight in shining armor?"
[cue confused looks]
"Because, today is a draggin'!" (dragon)
[cue "I hate you" looks and/or painful eye-roll]
To determine if I’m moving fast or slow...
...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.
How do you know when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is using a slow cooker?
IF YOU SMMMEELLLLLLLL... WHAT THE CROCK... is cooking.
Simba was walking too slow,
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