My dog has depression and is having a hard time with it...
... You can say she has it a bit... rough.
My doctor recently prescribed me some anti-gravity pills for my depression.
They have been extremely up lifting.
Someone broke into my house and stole my anti depression pills
I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
Why did the chicken with depression cross the road?
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?
A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear
Viagra is the worst medicine for depression.
Because everything will get only harder.
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.
Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
How does a ghost cope with depression?
The Grape Depression by Berried Alive
Almost every button has dealt with depression at some point in their lives.
Why is it called hereditary depression and not blue genes?
How does an electrician cure depression?
Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?
Because it's not that hard to stay positive.
Upgrading to the latest version of Microsoft Office can cure your depression.
It really improves your Outlook.
They say depression runs in my family
I guess I have blue genes
My friend's doctor told him that his depression is coming from the state he's been in recently.
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
My old friend is doing bycicle tricks to cope with his depression...
My therapist told me apathy is a symptom of depression.
Doesn’t seem like a problem to me.
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
What's the difference between a depression and a recession?
A recession is when you lose your job, a depression is what happens when I lose mine.
Why do little, sharp sticks got depression?
It was good when I got rid of my depression
Everyone said it was out of the blue
So a rubber company was hit hard by the Great Depression...
They bounced back though so it's all good.
Read a sad news article about rising depression statistics amongst dwarves
Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy
The worst part about having depression is masturbating; clearly nuttin's going to come of it.
You know what they say about depression...
Only 1 of the 7 dwarfs was happy.
Depression in Mexico
There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.
Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
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