Suicidal pun [OP]?
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︎ Nov 22 2018
[reuqest] help me make a suicidal pun
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︎ Oct 02 2017
The more suicidal people
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I got lost while driving my suicidal friend to the hospital.
I should have seen the signs.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What did the suicidal shrimp say?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Why are hairdressers suicidal?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
The telephone book listing read Suicidal Hotline, which I thought was a typo, so I called it.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What did the suicidal fish say?
I'm going to gill myself.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Why was the dog suicidal?
Itβs life was too ruff.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I met a suicidal painter once,
he said he wanted to dye.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
My friend keeps breaking into ikea and damaging their furniture. I think he may be suicidal
He's been really into shelf-harming
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︎ Jun 02 2017
What did the suicidal hairstylist say to her manager at the hair studio?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
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︎ Sep 10 2015
Did you hear about the suicidal twin?
He killed his brother by mistake.
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︎ Jan 29 2016
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Punny suicide
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies ?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why did the french chef committed suicide??
He lost his huile d'olive
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I spat my water
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What's suicide ?
A once in a lifetime experience
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Did you hear about the frog who took his own life?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Yesterday I called the suicide hotline, and they didn't pick up
Way to leave me hanging guys
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︎ Oct 11 2019
There is a cult where they donβt believe in using coins.
Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did the frog drowned itself?
It wanted to Kermit suicide.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldnβt handle the pressure.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Man, suicide bombers must be dying to kill people
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What do you call an amazing suicide bomber?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Suicide joke
I was gonna make a joke about suicide but it'd be the end of me.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I am allergic to suicide
It's so bad, it could kill me
(Alright. Suicide is nothing to joke about and if you have suicidal thoughts, please try to get help. I did and I feel better than a few years ago. Just remeber that you are important and that I love you)
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︎ Nov 20 2019
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
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︎ Aug 18 2016
If someone commits suicide by jumping off a building
did they kill themselves a-ledge-dly?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
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