[reuqest] help me make a suicidal pun
I got lost while driving my suicidal friend to the hospital.
I should have seen the signs.
What did the suicidal shrimp say?
Why are hairdressers suicidal?
The telephone book listing read Suicidal Hotline, which I thought was a typo, so I called it.
What did the suicidal fish say?
I'm going to gill myself.
Why was the dog suicidal?
I met a suicidal painter once,
he said he wanted to dye.
My friend keeps breaking into ikea and damaging their furniture. I think he may be suicidal
He's been really into shelf-harming
What did the suicidal hairstylist say to her manager at the hair studio?
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
Did you hear about the suicidal twin?
He killed his brother by mistake.
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies ?
Why did the french chef committed suicide??
He lost his huile d'olive
What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?
What's suicide ?
A once in a lifetime experience
Did you hear about the frog who took his own life?
I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket
Yesterday I called the suicide hotline, and they didn't pick up
Way to leave me hanging guys
There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.
Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!
Why did the frog drowned itself?
It wanted to Kermit suicide.
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldn’t handle the pressure.
Man, suicide bombers must be dying to kill people
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
What do you call an amazing suicide bomber?
Suicide joke
I was gonna make a joke about suicide but it'd be the end of me.
Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber?
I am allergic to suicide
It's so bad, it could kill me
(Alright. Suicide is nothing to joke about and if you have suicidal thoughts, please try to get help. I did and I feel better than a few years ago. Just remeber that you are important and that I love you)
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
If someone commits suicide by jumping off a building
did they kill themselves a-ledge-dly?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
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