Sarong Puns

Ok so my parents were throwing a party at there place and invited a bunch of people, including my dads hilarious ass friends. One of my moms friends flew in from Vegas to stay with us for the party and she got a little too shitty the night before. She showed up to the party later in a sarong and no make up, with her hair up.

Everyone was giving her shit for it the whole day because she drank too much the night before and couldn't really even stand. Everyone kept going, "go change! you're still in that sarong?" To which my dad drunkenly comes out of no where and says "The fuck? Sarong with that?" Maybe you just had to be there but I laughed my ass off.

Because it's so, so right.

Husband says "where 'saright one?"

Is that sarong?

So I said sari.

Sarong, but felt so right.

My sister had just come back from a tropical holiday and was returning a garment to my mom.

Sister: "Oh mom, I brought your sarong back."

Dad: "What's sarong with it?"

Knee slaps all around.

I wear lots of sarongs and after a big night i put one one and made breakfast for everyone in the house

Friend - you always wear a sarong, its hilarious
Me - whats sarong with that ?