Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?

Well, with the extra β€œT” she would be a statute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatGuy4096
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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"Cow Pun - Are You Amoosed?" T-shirt redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/C…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caught-in-a-storm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite β€˜High Steaks Poker’
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Why can't Apple employees wear dress shirts?

Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFury55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.

He said, β€œI’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"

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Why did the blouse break up with the t-shirt?

Because he didn’t collar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noreason13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.

They were all mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOgre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...

But it turned out not all of them were mediums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.

The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.

I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.

I said, β€œWait! I can change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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I have a side business selling sexy T-Shirts.

The business name is Gig It T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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[A British Joke] I was wearing a T-Shirt with an anchor on it and my Dad put the letter 'W' on the left side of it

He then said that's what you are son

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I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them -

they're tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt

I'll be going as a Casualty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I went to the doctor, and he said I was overweight. I'm not allowed to wear white T-shirts any more.

He told me I have to dye it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creative_im_not
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I once had a job in a t-shirt factory

I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.

However, I kept running into a problem. I wasn’t applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - I’d get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesn’t look bad, etc. But one of the guys who’d been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.

Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoyoteTheFatal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoopaTroopa43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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There's an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts.

I call it "The Right To Bare Arms"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dajafo01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What’s the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and and man in shorts and a T-shirt on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIiams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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There was this T-Shirt joke I used to know as a kid.

But I’ve grown out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Steth
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What do you call white t-shirts that are too small?

Tighty white-tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankBoi-69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I was going to buy a t-shirt for my daughter.

On the label it said "Age: 10-11 years."

I thought, no way am I buying her a t-shirt that is that old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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For his birthday, I bought my friend a β€œI am A Nudist” t-shirt.

I haven’t seen him wear it yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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β€œInsert tank t-shirt here”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lu_jess_jk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vonberns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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T-Shirt gag for JoKing

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scolsey22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I had this idea for a T-shirt. It would say β€œGuaran” all over it

I’m sure it will sell really well in the market. It’s a guarantee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobfish64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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La Cost of this t-shirt was suspiciously low.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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I asked for some Cubans for my birthday, but got a Che Guevara T-shirt instead.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Have you guys heard of those new paper T-shirts?

they're tearible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/80sPimpNinja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I wasn't gonna tell the host that I considered wearing a t-shirt covered in poo to his party.

But in the end I decided to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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β€ͺWhat do you call an egg in a stupid t-shirt? ‬‬

Humpty in a dumb-tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InadvertentEvil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.

I, however, am in the Menorah tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeatingHades
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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I bought a Microsoft Office themed T-shirt.

It's an XL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?

He dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapstossaway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My favorite t-shirt in the museum of science in Chicago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr3ave
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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