I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
The business name is Gig It T.
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
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But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.
I said, “Wait! I can change!”
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
He then said that's what you are son
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
I'll be going as a Casualty
He told me I have to dye it.
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept running into a problem. I wasn’t applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - I’d get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesn’t look bad, etc. But one of the guys who’d been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.
Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his te... keep reading on reddit ➡
I call it "The Right To Bare Arms"
The police are saying that he’s still at large.
On the label it said "Age: 10-11 years."
I thought, no way am I buying her a t-shirt that is that old.
But I’ve grown out of it.
I haven’t seen him wear it yet.
I’m sure it will sell really well in the market. It’s a guarantee!
Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.
We are having thoughts on
She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt
I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.
Any better ideas then this?
Clothes, but no cigar.
Humpty in a dumb-tee.
But in the end I decided to come clean.
It's an XL.
I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"
I, however, am in the Menorah tee.
"What are you, a medium?"
"You should really eat more, I can see your bones"
he really shouldn't tell those any more, we can all hear the groans
Him: "No..." Me: "A travesty."
Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.
Thanks for all of your help!