A list of puns related to "Jersey"
Idaho
Best trade ever.
Sorry, wrong sub.
I donβt know, Alaska. (Iβll ask her)
Ooooooooooooo
For our jerseys we can put a nickname and I want to put a pun for my name (Naveen) but I canβt think of any. Any ideas? Thanks!
So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.
One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.
If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!
...itβll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
"CAW! CAW!"
She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"
Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"
Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.
Idaho Alaska
Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub
He was a died in the wool hockey fan.
Does the NHL team Devils always play their home games in new jerseys?
Idaho Alaska!
Hey, my names Renee and no idea what to do for my jersey name? Aside from reneesance or renailed it :P PLEASE SEND HELP!
It says "MESSI" on the back.
The Shih-tzu-ation
He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
Noice.
Idaho, Alaska!
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