Idaho Alaska
Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub
Idaho Alaska!
He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
Her New Jersey!
My family was taking our grandmother back to a town in New Jersey. On the way there we were discussing how we were getting there, and our grandmother remembers a town we have to pass through on the way there. The town is called Mahwah.
So she says, "Does this road go to Mahwah.
To which my dad replies, "It sure does, but it also went today and yesterday".
If you don't get it, try reading it out loud.
Does the NHL team Devils always play their home games in new jerseys?
Step Dad- Did you know that is the dead center of New Jersey Me - REALLY!?........oh
I don't know if this is a nationwide thing, but in New Jersey, we get commercials for a brand of eggs called "Eggland's Best."
Their slogan is "better eggs" so every time the commercial comes on, my dad says, without fail, "Who says they're the best? The egg-sperts!"
Me: Whats new?
Grandpa: hmm let me see.. New York.. New Mexico.. New Orleans.. And umm.. New Jersey, yeah that's pretty new.
Me: Groan
"New Jersey, just like everything else in the damn house."
A New Jersey
Son: Dad! I got a new jersey, and it's actually school colors!
Me: Cool! Maybe you can get a maryland or delaware in school colors too!
Son: ... disgusted sigh
And yes, I cracked up laughing like a madman!
Watching St. Louis Cards v.s. New York Mets on Monday night. Mets wearing Camo Jerseys.
Dad "The birds aren't playing anyone tonight?"
I say "Yes we are playing the Mets right now"
Dad - "Oh I didn't see em"
On vacation in Cape May in New Jersey, and there is a bar called the Rusty Nail. Conversation went like this: Me: "Oh look the Rusty Nail" Dad: "Yeah let's go get HAMMERED at the Rusty Nail!" Heard the sighs from inside the bar.
So we're both fathers, and I'm explaining to him, as he's new to reddit, that there is a sub-reddit called /dadjokes. So it begins..
Dad: Do you know why the concept of 'dad jokes' even exists?
Me: Sure, we have to clean up our acts.
Dad: Yea, but it's deeper than that. All comedy is an attack. Either an attack on a person, or an attack on a situation. As Dad's we have to attack the situation for children instead of persons; unless the person is THE SITUATION.
Me: Nicely done.
Dad: Sorry New Jersey.
We were riding in the car on our way to Atlantic City, New Jersey. Things were surprisingly calm for my family of five. Kids in the back, parents up front. Randomly, my sister asks my brother if he still has Lyme disease. He caught it two summers ago when we lived in an area with many ticks. My brother replies, "no, not anymore". Then my dad turns to face us from the passenger seat: "Yeah, it turned into Lemon disease". I chuckled because I immediately was reminded of this subreddit but my brother wasn't as amused. "Not even a little fucking funny".
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
Me: Hey Grandpa, what's new?
Grandpa: New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico
