What do you call a retired miner?
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What's a miners favorite cookie?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Whatβs the explosive a miner uses?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
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︎ Aug 06 2020
An underage gold digger is a miner
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do miners play on their coffee break?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Miner League Prospect.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Where are all the stone miners?
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︎ May 07 2020
I hate trying to please miners.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
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︎ May 06 2020
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What was the coal-minerβs excuse to his boss?
βI didnβt have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!β
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︎ Mar 24 2020
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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︎ Sep 27 2019
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
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︎ May 21 2019
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I used to sell drugs to miners...
it was a real underground operation.
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︎ May 30 2019
A miner jumped into the largest drilling hole in Siberia.
He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. βYO SEND ME TEA.!β
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Several miners got trapped but the mining company refused to help them.
One could say the miners got shafted.
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︎ May 14 2019
What do you call a coel miner.
A miner spelling mistake.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What craft does a coal miner take?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My dad dropped this ones back in 2010 after those Chilean miners were rescued.
Us watching the news cast telling us they were rescued.
Dad: βWow thatβs crazy. And even after that long ordeal they still canβt have any alcohol to celebrate.β
Me: (Wondering if it had to do medically with the length of time they were underground or the extreme depth.) βReally? Why?β
Dad: βBecause they are still minersβ
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︎ Feb 22 2018
Being a miner sounds like a boring job.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
A piano fell on a coal miner
Now you have A Flat Minor.
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︎ Aug 16 2018
Why didnβt the miner come to work today?
Because it was too coal-d outside.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention.
They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?"
The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Miner's pickaxe.
Every morning an old miner went to work, picked up his pickaxe and didn't think much about it. Years pass, and he just goes to work, takes his pickaxe and never thinks much about it. One morning he goes to work, but his pickaxe isn't there, it's gone. He sighes, and thinks to himself:
"All these years, I took this pickaxe for granite."
came up with this yesterday, if you've heard the same pun let me know the context :)
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︎ Feb 04 2017
What rapper does every miner thoroughly enjoy?
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︎ Jun 20 2018
My last name is Miner...
Every time I'm out to eat with my dad and ask for a beer, my dad says: "He's still a Miner!" Ugh.
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︎ Mar 07 2015
Miners
Snow white is rummaging through things in the house when the seven dwarves urge her to stay out of a certain chest. She opens it to find it filled with booze, to which she says,
"You dwarves shouldn't be drinking! You're miners!"
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︎ Oct 07 2014
I feel bad for the failed miner...
All his efforts were in vein...
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︎ Oct 19 2016
What was the secret to the miner's success?
His use of ground breaking technology
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︎ Apr 13 2015
Why didn't the miner like his job?
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︎ Apr 17 2014
What do you call a retired miner?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call a retired miner?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What do you call a retired miner?
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why did the miner quit his job?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
A copy asks a miner: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
the miner responds "mine."
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︎ Oct 22 2017
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