I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.
I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.
I took my cute CPA go karting on our first date to a place called Turbo Tracks...
She wasn't Intuit
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati
The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
New car = great dad joke?
I bought a 2004 VW Beetle Turbo a few months ago. While driving down the road, I heard a sort of mechanical shifting sound whenever I went over 45 MPH. I didn't think anything of it at first, but it continued every single time. I finally turned to Google to make sure my car wasn't broken. Found out that the Turbo models have a hidden spoiler at the top of the rear windshield that pops out at high speeds.
Relaying the story to my friend later, I told her, "I guess the dealership should have given me a....spoiler alert."
I use Turbo Tax evrey year for my taxes
I'm really intuit
