Itβs a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldnβt whisk for a batter friend.
My local pastor is a keen motor cyclist...
He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
I am trading in my sailboat for a motor boat.
I need to go on a power trip.
I built a car with my washing machine motor.
I am going to take it for a spin later.
Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?
PC-people don't see race.
Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.
They were on sail.
If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?
It's more revved up
What's a ducks favorite motor oil?
Quacker state.
I just got a car from Lee's Morning Motors.
Yea, you heard. I got a car from Lee-AM Nissan.
Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo
It was a good trade
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
I once read a history of General Motors
It was more like an autobiography
Motor neurone disease.....
Ugh it gets on my nerves
What do fish sticks use to get their motors running?
Tartar Fluid.
I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal
Elongate is really a stretch.
Whatβs a pirates favorite motor sport?
R C -car racing
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
I got the Tesla Motors subreddit with a good one...
http://imgur.com/zWndy2o
So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
