It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My local pastor is a keen motor cyclist...

He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway

It escalated very quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I am trading in my sailboat for a motor boat.

I need to go on a power trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khendron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I built a car with my washing machine motor.

I am going to take it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?

PC-people don't see race.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdric
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.

They were on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimer0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?

It's more revved up

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's a ducks favorite motor oil?

Quacker state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambyRides
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I just got a car from Lee's Morning Motors.

Yea, you heard. I got a car from Lee-AM Nissan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirwaveRaptor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo

It was a good trade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffy_assassins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Moto Motor likes you
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I once read a history of General Motors

It was more like an autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt-Redbeard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Motor neurone disease.....

Ugh it gets on my nerves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do fish sticks use to get their motors running?

Tartar Fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCLooyverse
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal

Elongate is really a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What’s a pirates favorite motor sport?

R C -car racing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkstormkt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.

All I can say is... that escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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I got the Tesla Motors subreddit with a good one...

http://imgur.com/zWndy2o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radiobamboo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...

I guess you could call it a...

Flying FORDTRESS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pperson25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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What do you call a settee with an outboard motor?

A high speed chaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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