If you attached a small engine to your ear...
...it makes you an engineear.
Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
What do search engines say when they're happy ?
What's the stickiest search engine
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
My car had check engine light on...
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
I wouldn't let my newborn work on my Ferrari's engine
He doesn't have fine motor skills
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
What do you call an Engine that stopped working?
Eng-out
**because engine sounds like Eng-in**
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.
How do car engines have sex?
They suck squeeze bang blow
I rented a car with a wooden engine today.
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
My mechanic tells me my engine keeps stalling because of excess friction.
Now I know I'm getting some wear.
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
What did one train engine say to the other that scared him?
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when it bites it's fingernails?
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch
My son used to be COMPLETELY addicted to Thomas the Tank Engine - but it’s no longer a problem because
Why are fire engines red?
Because they are always Russian.
One of my 65-year-old dad’s favorite jokes.
What search engine do the minions use?
What’s the difference between an engine and my girlfriend?
An engine can suck, squeeze, bang, blow, but my girlfriend can’t as she doesn’t exist.
You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
What's the best time of day to wash your engine?
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
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