Battering ram
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👤︎ u/Cruxius
📅︎ Mar 23 2013
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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.

There was no battering ram.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Did you hear about the male sheep that was a chef at Long John Silver's?

He was a battering ram.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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Police Sheep

Local police have been experimenting with training sheep to assist the swat teams in raids. Specially trained sheep will assist teams with breaking down doors to get into the buildings.

They call it a battering ram.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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