What do you call a dog who can lift Thor's hammer?
What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise.
I shouted 'Stop!' but if anything that made it worse. (Credit - Gary Delaney)
I got a hammer lodged in my esophagus and doctors can't remove it
They say it's the worst case of a Thor throat they've ever seen.
I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
In the Army they kept yelling at me for bringing a hammer to the mission...
Maybe that's why my Sargent kept yelling "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
Hammer - This is Not a Drill
Did I ever tell you the hammer in my garage knows a dance?
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive
Recently I've been doing some investigative journalism on hammers..
It's some real hard hitting stuff..
I just made a song about hammers.
A guy walks into a bar holding a hammer over his head.
"Ladies and Gentlemen" he yells!! "This is not a drill."
The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
My hammer has 100% nail hitting accuracy
because if I miss the nail, I hit my nail
Once i told a hammer joke
As a child a friend hit my left eyeball with hammer once
It has really impacted my outlook on life
If you can’t hammer screws
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
I was always wondering why hammers fall down.
Why didnt Captain America lift Thor’s hammer untill he needed to?
He didn’t want to steal his thunder
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
Who invented the door hammer?
I never like going over to MC Hammers house
He never lets me touch anything
Meet my new friend - hammer.
This guy with a hammer kept screaming like it was an emergency...
This is not a drill! This is not a drill! STOP!
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Hammer time!
What do you call a bearded man holding a Hammer and a Sickle
I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
“I need some nails and a hammer”-fiancé
‘I have 10 nails but I’d rather not hit them with a hammer.’ -me
My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?
This hammerhead shark made of hammer heads.
Have you ever been in MC Hammer's house?
It's horrible, you can't touch anything
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
Why did the hammer feel bad?
Because he hit his head.
(From my 5yr old daughter; I’m so proud)
Why the did hammer hit the nail through the wall.
To drive the point across.
A ribeye looks over at the spiky hammer, and asks the cube steak, "What's that?"
Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store.
They said they have to mallet to me.
How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?
If thor throws his hammer a long distance,
Does that make it Mjol-far?
I need hammer-food puns
I work at a bar
The theme is hammers.
Give me your best dishes/names/puns.
Go!
What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
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