Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store.

They said they have to mallet to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I asked my son if he was hungry

Then I gave him a mallet and a quarter, and said here’s a quarter pounder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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[Meta] Can anyone think of a good dad joke gift idea?

I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.

Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?

EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Did you hear about the guy who vandalized a park bench with a hammer?

It was an act of mallets.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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