Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?

He’s fully recovered now.

(Credit to Colin Mochrie)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_pale
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2021
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I heard on the news, a man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun.

Apparently he's now completely recovered

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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Man shot 200 times with upholstery gun.

Surgeons revealed he is now 'fully recovered'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bob9109
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....

Sofa sew good.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/writenroll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun the other day.

He's okay. He's recovered now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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What do upholstery and Ex-Lax have in common?

They can both soften your stool.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FresnelFaro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2020
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My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...

He's recovering.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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My friend got so drunk one time, he ripped up all his car's upholstery...

He's in recovery now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at upholstery?

They always drop their needles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sweetnourishinggruel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2018
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A guy at my father-in-law's work got in an upholstery machine accident...

He told me not to worry though because he's fully recovered!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adecle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2015
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Florida man shot over 200 times with an upholstery gun...

...Doctors say he's now fully recovered

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Warlach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2020
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A man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun...

.. doctors say he is now fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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Did you here about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?

He's fully recovered

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got shot with an upholstery gun 200 times?

They said he's fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/33arig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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A man was shot more than 200 times with an upholstery gun...

Doctors revelaed he is now β€˜fully recovered’.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

He is fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beard_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2020
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Did you hear about the man who fell in the upholstery machine?

He came away fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2019
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Did y’all ever hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?

He’s fully recovered, don’t worry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/senorbritches
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2019
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Did you hear what happened after the man fell into an upholstery machine?

He was fully re-covered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dr_GhostBear
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2018
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A friend of mine fell into an upholstery machine...

....but it's ok. He's recovered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystikmike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2017
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