A list of puns related to "Accessories"
....is guaranteed to sync.
It was a big spoiler.
Tie-land!
He likes his job, a wee bit.
Or if its only due to the gazebo-effect
We always knew he would accomplice something.
No one. It was a tie.
Gonna call it Gear and Clothing
They asked me "are you more of a skirt or a handbag?"
I thought about it for a second and confidently chose handbag.
"So you admit it! You're an accessory!"
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
He’s a small arms dealer
My friends making a movie about car accessories.
An accessory to the crime.
They're both into pro pain and pro pain accessories
It became an accessory to the crime.
and said that he wanted to dress up as Ben 10. He reminded me however that Ben 10 is nothing without his watch and he must have that accessory.
Without missing a beat, I asked him, "Why, is he Ben-nine without it?"
I laughed way harder at this than he did. Still worth it.
I recently purchased a new bed and had the joy of trying to find all the necessary accessories for a California King bed. After spending a full Sunday with my girlfriend bouncing around different home stores, we finally have all the sheets, duvet covers and bed skirts we need. We've assembled our new frame and I start putting the bedding on our mattress. I'm struggling with getting everything put on and call out, "uh oh, I think we got some phony pillow cases."
Fear and anxiety paint her face as she rushes over and asks "what's wrong?!"
I quip back at her, "yeah, this thing is a sham!"
I work in a watch and accessory store, which sits directly across from a sephora, consequently we get a lot of husbands, dad's partner's etc. wandering through. They usually make a comment about waiting on some.
My response "Well Fossil is a great place to kill time"
Me: What happens if cojoined twins commit a crime, who do they charge?
Mom: They'll charge one with the actual crime, and the other with accessory.
It’s guaranteed to sync.
It was an accessory to murder
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